Anyone who's been fortunate enough to be in the midst of a Fernet binge on a Saturday afternoon in North Beach is aware of three simple facts: scavenger hunts are a way of life in the City, they usually consist of drunk tourists who dream of living in Cow Hollow, and the only benefit they bring the rest of us is decent fodder for our 'cooler than you' grumblings and good material to laugh at. Well not this one. This is a scavenger hunt for the rest of us - for the City natives who scoff at such shenanigans, for the hipster kids who are too cool for school, for anyone who has gone to the Arrow bar and now boycotts it because they once saw a guy there wearing a woven belt, for the musicians, artists, bartenders, exotic dancers, Haight street retail slaves, construction workers, dog walkers, and, yeah, everybody else who makes this City what it is. We're gonna make you try on a bondage outfit. We're going to suggest you release a bag of crickets in the middle of Pier 39. We're going to tell you to make out with a complete stranger at Zeitgeist just becuase they're wearing Kangaroos. Get the idea? Regardless, it's a way to spend a Saturday afternoon, there's cool prizes, booze, a big-ass after party at the 540 Club, and IT"S FREE. So either check out the links below for more info, or just sign up and see what happens.